Star-blogging Secrets

Second post, after some thinking, of how this blog can work, if it really matters to anyone what i’m planning to do with my life and if anyone cares how i’m going to deal with the issues i adressed (i know it’s a bit silly to link to something which is just above). And Then, i thought, if the profile of a star blogger is a female in her late 30’s with several psychological issues (manic depression, loss of sexual orientation etc) who have lost their job (they actually begged their boss to fire them so they can post it…), i asked myself, what do you have in common with this people? Why someone is going to read your blog, how are you goint to catch some attention so people want to interact and contribute to my space?

And, suddently, an idea stroke my head…

HOW TO BECOME A BLOG-STAR

1. Have at least one mental illness (or at least try to develop one)

2. Talk about “nothing” and make it sound like “everything, like the future of the mankind depends on what time you had dinner and how long you took to have a piss (pee?).

3. Try to get your work published (even in 2 copies, maybe 3 if both your parents can read)

4. Sell something on Etsy (even if it’s your four year old’s drawings, they must be ART, cause YOU sell it)

5. Use the “F” word (aka fuck) excessively.

6. Divorce yourself (intented to be grammatically wrong)

7. Have at least one non-posting period (you’re a writer, you must have some lack of inspiration)

8. Try to have a comment from other star-bloggers (even if it costs too much)

9. Describe people with only one letter or word . (the Sex And The City way, “mister T”, “Mr Big”etc)

10. Be politically correct. Do not offend anyone in anyway (even the Chacoan Peccary have feelings)

finito