Woggy Says Sorry

Message for my reader(s)*:

I know you don’t give a fuck, but I’m back to regular posting…(regular is such an abstract word though)

*(stats for the last month(s), thank you VERY much uknown reader, in other words thank you sweetie, I’ll be home at 8…)

Identity Los(T)s——->{Got it back}

I’m trying to figure out what this blog is going to be about. It was meant to be a part of a project . It is still though for the project to start working you have ot have readers. Readers willing to interact.

So I have to start writting. Content Is the King. But I hate writting. I hate writting since school when I had to write long essays about the most unattractive subjects like “Generation Gap” etc. On the other side I found out that I love blogging. It’s an antidote to stress and anxiety.

So a second part of the project I found out after I started this blog, is the fun of blogging. The fun of writting something that more than you and your teacher going to read.

Today I’m going to write about my job. A stressful period have started and continue. My boss is arrogant and selfish. My job is to do whatever he can’t or dont want to do (job description: assistant to the general manager).

Anyway, what I’d like to say is, that on periods like this, what makes me feel better is to imagine my boss as EMO. I laugh just thinking of it. And i think tihs works for everyone in a difficult possition. I think i found the cure to hatery. Justi imagine the person you hate or dislike as an Emo icon, imagine the hair and the sad look. It will make you instanlty feel better.

I have to stop now. I’m not giving away my secrets for succesful living for free. You have to come back another time for another great secret that’s going to make your life better.

End of egomanic-selfish-manic depressive post———–> I RULE

bye

 

(image stolen from http://jamesure.homestead.com/)

Star-blogging Secrets

Second post, after some thinking, of how this blog can work, if it really matters to anyone what i’m planning to do with my life and if anyone cares how i’m going to deal with the issues i adressed (i know it’s a bit silly to link to something which is just above). And Then, i thought, if the profile of a star blogger is a female in her late 30’s with several psychological issues (manic depression, loss of sexual orientation etc) who have lost their job (they actually begged their boss to fire them so they can post it…), i asked myself, what do you have in common with this people? Why someone is going to read your blog, how are you goint to catch some attention so people want to interact and contribute to my space?

And, suddently, an idea stroke my head…

HOW TO BECOME A BLOG-STAR

1. Have at least one mental illness (or at least try to develop one)

2. Talk about “nothing” and make it sound like “everything, like the future of the mankind depends on what time you had dinner and how long you took to have a piss (pee?).

3. Try to get your work published (even in 2 copies, maybe 3 if both your parents can read)

4. Sell something on Etsy (even if it’s your four year old’s drawings, they must be ART, cause YOU sell it)

5. Use the “F” word (aka fuck) excessively.

6. Divorce yourself (intented to be grammatically wrong)

7. Have at least one non-posting period (you’re a writer, you must have some lack of inspiration)

8. Try to have a comment from other star-bloggers (even if it costs too much)

9. Describe people with only one letter or word . (the Sex And The City way, “mister T”, “Mr Big”etc)

10. Be politically correct. Do not offend anyone in anyway (even the Chacoan Peccary have feelings)

finito

1sT 8log εntry (very sexy one)

This my first post ever.

And i’m going to say a few words about my little project.

The idea of this blog came out of the blue, when i was talking with my gf [(partner as she says in a more politically correct way)-(who, by the way, we have many communication barriers and cause my half greek half english never meet her half english half greek)] and we thought (!of course it was her idea!), why dont you start a blog about me moving to Australia (that’s the plan) so you (I) can have a first contact with aussies- and english speaking person in general AND practice your (my) (she:terrible, me:not that bad) english?

So here i am, writing my very first post, shaking in (on? at?) the idea that somebody may read it…

*I promise in exchange of the language and cultural lessons i’m getting, many funny spelling mistakes (so you can entertain yourself while i’m suffering and spending 30 mins to write just a paragraph), weird stories, and an excessive use of the word PORN and SEX (cause except the language skills i also lack the money, and i heard that you get lot of hits ,and when i become a famous pro-blogger i’m gonna have ads on my BLog…yeahhhh)

disclaimer: The part about the interaction through commenting on my posts about improving my english is TRUE